Now this topic might seem to be quite different from what you generally see. Whatever I am going to write is taken from our experience, somewhere, sometime we have been so focused on getting our at together that the situation completely becomes a *** comedy.
Have you not faced the situation when your ***** is erect, your partner wants you and the stage is set. Just then you open a condom and try to insert your ***** and what you find, you are trying to fit it in exactly other direction. One condom wasted and suddenly you find that was the only one you had.
When you are too engrossed in giving your partner a good oral sex, you sweat and can not raise your head, because your partner is enjoying it. You gasp for breathe since you are inside the blanket. After your partner have immense orgasms, thanks to your oral skills. You look in her eyes. And she just bursts off laughing saying “Honey I never saw you work so hard even in the plant Garden”. You say “well they are kind of easy to seed”.
Best is the time when you both become really charged up to try out a new *** position and then somehow the posture is not being accomplished. You try entering any which way and finally in the whole process the ******** is lost.
Woman on top position and you find your partner is enjoying and jumping with joy just enough to bend your *****. You shout loud and both try to soothe the situation. When she says would you now have a fractured ***** and what would you say to the Doctor? You start finding excuses. That is another cute little situation to be in.
With this I end my article here. But I am sure you too would have some experience of your own which is hilarious.